February 2013
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WatchIt has been awhile since Stella has posted, but she has come back with a gem.
December 2012
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Sweet Pea
Stella has a doll named, Sweet Pea. While getting into the car the other day:
S: Did you know that Sweet Pea is Jewish?
M: No.
S: And she is Russian?
M: I had no idea.
S: Well, you should have known.
M: Why?
S: Because you bought her for me.
November 2012
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Crocodile Tears
Mama, when I cry it is not always because I am sad, mad, or have a booboo. Sometimes when I cry, I am just practicing my crying skills.
Thanksgiving Tree
Mama: What are you thankful for today?
Stella: Bagels.
Mama: Interesting. Why?
Stella: Have you ever had one that was still warm? It is like a tickle pillow on my tongue.
Mama: So, bagels it is.
The Planner
Scene: Stella has a little brother (just shy of 10 months old). We were at the mall waiting for the elevator to go up to the upper level. The elevator is next to Santa’s Winter Wonderland. Well, Santa was a little bored and came over to us while we were waiting for the elevator. Santa gave Stella’s brother a high(ish) five and turned to talk to Stella. Stella started to run away.
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Learning a new word
Stella: My hands are ridiculous.
Mama: What?
S: My hands are RI. DI. CUUUUUU. LOUS.
M: That is what I thought you said. What do you mean?
S: I mean, come on, look at my hands. They are the most ridiculous ever.
M: How so?
S: I told you.
M: I don’t think you know what ridiculous means.
S: Nope. That is not important, Mama. What I care about is how it sounds. Cool, you know, like...
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(And she wakes with this): I thought a Cyclops came last night. Not Muno (Yo Gabba Gabba), but the real one from Ancient Greece. Then I realized he was too big to come into the house. Plus he was too sad because he loved a woman that would never love him and didn’t have the energy to smash his way in. Then I felt bad for him and wasn’t scared anymore, but thinking about how sad he was...
October 2012
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Stella: How come people like GaGa & PopPop (grandparents) voting for Mitt Romney? Mama: Well, even if we don’t agree with people’s choices everyone can decide who they want to vote for. Stella: You mean I can vote for Teddy Roosevelt? Mama: Why, yes, you can write him in. Stella: That wouldn’t be weird since he is dead? Probably a better choice than Mitt Romney, though.
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(Stella runs to a mannequin in the men’s department at Macy’s.) “I am going to grab this penis mama. It is ok because it is plastic. Real penises are never ok”.
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(after staring out the window, silent) Mama, is Rio de Janeiro good or is it wild?
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“(In planning ahead 11 months to her next birthday). Mama, I know it may not be...”
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
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“Mama, Mittens isn’t as good when he cannot write down stuff on paper....”
